The Rough Bounds
of Nick Day
• Blood, sweat and peanut butter on the world’s long trails •
If you’re bored of watching TV and eating peanut butter, try walking 500 miles. If nothing else, peanut butter will never have tasted so sweet – difficult to say whether that’s due to the glorious nectar of an arbitrary victory, or because of the M&Ms you’re adding to stave off massive calorie deficit.
I expand on thousands of miles of arbitrary victories here, in what amounts to an on trend attempt to make going on holiday sound like an achievement.